Sunday, July 29, 2007

Evil Eva

Well, this is what happened. Momma came home from the office on Thursday and left her shoes on the floor in the dining room.

She does this all the time but usually remembers to pick them up when she goes to bed. Maybe she forgot because I haven't chewed a shoe in months.

But she forgot and I was bored.......... so I chewed on Momma's favorite shoes. They weren't expensive 'cuz she spends all of their money on us but now she has to take the time to try to find another pair like them. Momma loved these shoes so I'm a bad, bad girl.

She didn't yell at me but I got the heavy sigh and "I'm very disappointed in you" look.

I don't want anydog to have the wrong impression. I am proud to have a mixed heritage. Momms is thinking about the DNA test just for fun. Don't tell Eva this but Momma and Dad love me the most. Grandma even has a picture of me on the wall because she realized there won't be any biped grandkids coming from this house.

Belly rubs,


Sasha said...

Ooh, they don't like when you chew their shoes. Especially, apparently, when you eat their wedding shoes 2 weeks before the wedding....

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Shiloh is our Sole Eater. He recently ate mom's red suede pumps and her favorite flip flops. And boy does she yell!

Katherine and Pippa, said...

They look nice.

I only chewed a little bit of a black plastic flip-flop last year. Two days after mistress had bought a nice cheap new pair.

(I ruined it though he he )

So I don't think you are evil.

Pippa xx