Tuesday, March 3, 2009

She thinks that she has foiled my plans

Our Momma has been sick. The human vet says that she just has a cold but according to Momma, she has little ninjas slicing at her eyes, gnomes ripping out her throat and demons in her lungs.

In case you don't know, I looooooooooooove paper products. Usually, I have to be stealthy about snagging them, but there has been an abundance of them lately that she doesn't notice that some go missing. I just casually walk by and vacuum them up. I hide them tucked in the roof of my mouth until I'm out of her sight. But Dad noticed that I'm getting enough of them that my poo is starting to blend in with the snow.

I thought her brain was still in fuzzy medication mode but apparently a stray thought popped into her head. Her plan is a new box and an old box for used tissues never more than 2 feet from her.

How nice of her to contain all the good ones in one location for me.

I'll nap here until I know she's asleep.
Then I'll feast on the whole box.


Woof ya later,
Brice

18 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Meeshka will be so furry proud of woo!

I know your momma will nevfur khatch onto your plan!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I hope she is khontinuing to improve!

Life With Dogs said...

Enjoy the snack, but you'll need water to wash all of that paper down!

Christina said...

We love to try to steal dryer sheets (thinking it will make our poo smell nice and fresh) and socks. While socks aren't paper they are still SO FUN!

GOOD LUCK!!!!

-Pruett and Dahpne
GSDAdventures.com

BenTheRotti said...

What a great plan.. not just handsome but brains too huh?

Mum still hasn't figured out that I can reach the toilet paper stash, she blames the beans when its all over the house ... and being the good brother that I am.. I let them take the rap!

Love & tailwags,

Ben xxxx

BenTheRotti said...

oh and get well soon slobbers to your Momma,

Ben xxxxxx

Stella said...

Brice, I think you should go sit by wherever your mom is lying down and COMFORT her with your presence instead of trying to make trouble. But maybe you would rather have a big glob of paper inside you that won't come out and the VET will help you get it out. Unn-huh, how does that sound??

Kisses,
Stella

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Well enjoy your tissues, I love them too, but don't eat much of them, I love to shred them into hundreds of little wet globs, I like decorating the rugs with them!
-Kira

The OP Pack said...

Hey Handsome, woo can't fool us - woo really aren't napping, are woo? Good plan, that was furry smart of woo to think of that. But we do hope Mom feels better soon.

Woos, the OP Pack

The Army of Four said...

Do you sleep with one eye open like Zimmie does?
I love how smart and devious you are! Not to mention HANDSOME!
Love,
Ammy

Lacy said...

w00f's, heehee, me likes toliet paper, me will haff to try kleenex too..

b safe,
~rocky~

heehee me can just hear it now, "rocky spit that out this instant"...

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Brice, you are a sneaky guy. Be careful not to get too many tissues tho - we don't want you to get sick too! Give big slurps to your mom for us.

Love, Guinness & Shiloh

The Thundering Herd said...

While we all like our taste of "paper", Kodiak is our resident klepto - just not very talented at it. He walks past the humans with his cheeks bulging out and when they ask him what he is up to, he looks up with innocent eyes - and bulging cheeks. Amazingly, they always catch on.

Cyber-sibes said...

Sneaky.....sooooo sneaky. It's a good thing.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Brice!
Tasty kleenex! I love them too!
I hope your mom gets better soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

That is a brilliant plan, Brice! That's going to make your life much easier.

Steve

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Moco said...

Our crazy old bat has the same condition. Dawson is always attempting to recycle the tissues. Maybe the two of you could come up with a business.

oorvi said...

Nice Brice and nice, considerate mom too:)

Don't mix the boxes;)

Licks n wags,
Oorvi